Tuesday, July 21, 2009

poor mans porsche

so one of my friends got a porsche boxter. i told some other people and they laughed. they said that was a poor mans porsche. it got me thinking, is it shitty to drive a porsche because it isn't a 911?

i think that is complete bullshit. i mean a porsche is a porsche. i don't care if it is older or if it cost less than a caymen or a carrera. the main reason any guy would get a porsche is A) because he is going to use it as a tool to get pussy or B) he feels old and wants to feel young again. i respect a guy who just goes out there and buys a nice car and gets it while it is young. who wants to be that old ass faggot in a porsche trying to attract chicks. i just feel sorry for this guy. i love it when i see a young guy rolling around in a sports car. it tells chicks, i got a big dig and i'm not afraid to show you. so what if it might be for overcompensation. i still like it.

started listening to these self help tapes. i am a freaking self help junky. i can't get enough of this shit. i have been listening to tony robbins and brian tracy recently. this tape i have been listening to is called the science of self confidence. the first cd was all about goal setting so i am going to set some goals.

1. get laid off with an awesome sweet layoff package and start my own business which is starting a farm in my parents backyard.

2. make mad money growing vegtables and cross use the vegtables in a restaurant. start the movement of fresh local foods and farm restaurants where farms are co-oped with restaurants to bring customers the freshest foods that taste the best.

3. do some traveling. go to china. see the great wall and the imperial city. travel around china. go to guanzou, the replica watch capital of the world. start a replica watch business and make mad money selling replica watches to people in the us.

4. get seeds to specialized plants and grow special plants with the best quality flavor foods. get the seeds in montreal.

5. live a fabled life and have lots of friends. enjoy my life and work hard and play harder.

so also you have to set goals and priorities as to what is the most imporant things to your life.

1. my body. getting phsyically fit and getting in the best shape of my life. this is goal one. health is good too. eat well. get strong. eat healthy.
2. family. building strong relationships with my family. this is important and more important than my friends.
3. friends. build a strong network of friends. you can have all the money in the world but if you got no friends did you really live life? life fucking sucks if you got it all but your hommies got none. relationships and friends is where it is at.
4. money and work. why work for the man and kill yourself. fuck dat shit. fuck da man. that shit is not worth killing yourself for. do what you got to do but be focused when you are at your job. don't go in a fuck around. fuck around on your own time. the reason those guys pay you is to get the job done and do a great fucking job. really give my job 8 hours a day. give them good energy. give them great energy.

well that is what i on my mind. WORD! later son.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

haven't laughed this hard in a while and i am sober - your goals are WHACK - but go get'em son