muscles and money

i worked out again today.

got a call from e diddy today and we had a conversation about life. we concluded that the key to life is muscles and money.

why you need muscles. muscles make you feel strong. they make you feel good. they make you feel like you can beat the shit out of other people. muscles intimidate other people and make them think you are the boss. so get the muscles. ladies love muscles even if they say they don't. they are so full of shit. here is why the ladies love the muscles. ladies deep down inside have an instinct to be protected. they love security and if you have muscles you can beat the shit out of other people and provide them the security they are looking for. by having to raise children for 9 months and then raise the children women want to be in an environment of protection.

so why money? money is another form of security. they want the money cause it can buy them the good things in life and buy them protection. if a guy has lots of money he can buy you lots of security. so money and muscles gives you double protection. money and muscles give you DOUBLE SECURITY. that's why bitches love it. that's why bitches love money and muscles!!!

rules of life.

1. get muscles
2. get money
3. repeat and review items 1 and 2

YEA!!!