I have a hidden underground blogging website. It is too intense and honest so not everyone can know about it.
Other than that I should probably keep on posting here. Actually I think I'm going to stop for a while and just post on the raw and honest blog. Sorry to disappoint my fans.
Friday, August 14, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Friends with girls
As a male species I think about being friends with girls. I know two things about it.
1. It can't happen.
2. Look back at rule number one.
Why can't you be friends with girls. You can't be friends with girls unless you are gay. Unless you have no penis. Unless you are a homo. It is that simple.
When I am with a girl I just think about caressing their super soft skin. Smelling their hair or natural flowery body odor. Make sweet whoopie pies with her with Xtra cream. Is that so much to ask for?
I don't really like being friends with girls. I just like to stare at them. To admire them in all their sexiness. I don't really want to hear about how her day was or what book she read. These things bore me. I just want to see her naked and I want her to take a ride with daddy.
Things that a girl can do that is super hot. Make me a sandwich. Make me something to eat. Get down on it. Work out and get her fitness on and get super sexy.
The point of the post... I'm just not that interested in being friends with a girl. It's just not for me.
1. It can't happen.
2. Look back at rule number one.
Why can't you be friends with girls. You can't be friends with girls unless you are gay. Unless you have no penis. Unless you are a homo. It is that simple.
When I am with a girl I just think about caressing their super soft skin. Smelling their hair or natural flowery body odor. Make sweet whoopie pies with her with Xtra cream. Is that so much to ask for?
I don't really like being friends with girls. I just like to stare at them. To admire them in all their sexiness. I don't really want to hear about how her day was or what book she read. These things bore me. I just want to see her naked and I want her to take a ride with daddy.
Things that a girl can do that is super hot. Make me a sandwich. Make me something to eat. Get down on it. Work out and get her fitness on and get super sexy.
The point of the post... I'm just not that interested in being friends with a girl. It's just not for me.
an interesting turn of events... High Thinking
I am on this moral and financial journey and I think the next step in the evolution process is called "high" thinking. It is this thinking that everything is going to be alright and everything will work itself out.
I keep on thinking I am high as fuck or high as shit. You can be high all the time. Just living high. Living the high life. That's how I want to live out the rest of my days on this little slice I call life.
Things to do when high.
Spend time with friends
Make faces
Relax
Stare at the wall
Stretch and do yoga - a personal favorite
Favorite yoga pose while high
Superman flying pose
So to all just think high. Be high... all the time.
I've read somewhere that you have to think high to rise so think high and be high all the time.
I keep on thinking I am high as fuck or high as shit. You can be high all the time. Just living high. Living the high life. That's how I want to live out the rest of my days on this little slice I call life.
Things to do when high.
Spend time with friends
Make faces
Relax
Stare at the wall
Stretch and do yoga - a personal favorite
Favorite yoga pose while high
Superman flying pose
So to all just think high. Be high... all the time.
I've read somewhere that you have to think high to rise so think high and be high all the time.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
be the BSD
BSD... what is it? what is BSD attitude. BSD is being the BIG SWINGING DICK. whenever you walk into a room you have to have BSD attitude. you gotta think I got the biggest dick in the room and i'm not afraid to smack you with it.
why walk around with an iddy biddy dick. that type of lifestyle is for the small minds of the world. if you are going to walk around you might as well be the BSD.
other things going on today.
completed day 9 today of my work out. thanks to richie rich, e diddy, the magic man, and others for the motivation to keep on going. i really wanted to be a big fucking pussy and quit today but i found a way to keep on going. my arms are so swalled right now. i'm going to get like my friends in college and not be able to wash my back cause i'm so big.
books i'm reading right now.
MBA in a box and
a foreign policy of freedom by ron paul
i'm trying to political and get more involved in the world. who wants to be mediocre. i want to be a bsd.
treat people like cows. i heard this on a zig zigler tape. it was pretty profound. cows give shitty milk when you treat them like shit. if a cow is sad the milk won't come out good. it might not even be usable. so if you treat the cow good then you get good milk. you get the maximum production from a cow and likewise with people. people will work for assholes but love working for people who treat them like cows.
i want that good milk. GOOD ASS TITTY MILK!
anyways... till next time. peace easy. work out. GET BIG!
why walk around with an iddy biddy dick. that type of lifestyle is for the small minds of the world. if you are going to walk around you might as well be the BSD.
other things going on today.
completed day 9 today of my work out. thanks to richie rich, e diddy, the magic man, and others for the motivation to keep on going. i really wanted to be a big fucking pussy and quit today but i found a way to keep on going. my arms are so swalled right now. i'm going to get like my friends in college and not be able to wash my back cause i'm so big.
books i'm reading right now.
MBA in a box and
a foreign policy of freedom by ron paul
i'm trying to political and get more involved in the world. who wants to be mediocre. i want to be a bsd.
treat people like cows. i heard this on a zig zigler tape. it was pretty profound. cows give shitty milk when you treat them like shit. if a cow is sad the milk won't come out good. it might not even be usable. so if you treat the cow good then you get good milk. you get the maximum production from a cow and likewise with people. people will work for assholes but love working for people who treat them like cows.
i want that good milk. GOOD ASS TITTY MILK!
anyways... till next time. peace easy. work out. GET BIG!
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
worked out again
on day 8 of this work out session. have to get huge. the goal is 90 days of working out. 90 days to a life transformation.
Monday, July 27, 2009
muscles and money
i worked out again today.
got a call from e diddy today and we had a conversation about life. we concluded that the key to life is muscles and money.
why you need muscles. muscles make you feel strong. they make you feel good. they make you feel like you can beat the shit out of other people. muscles intimidate other people and make them think you are the boss. so get the muscles. ladies love muscles even if they say they don't. they are so full of shit. here is why the ladies love the muscles. ladies deep down inside have an instinct to be protected. they love security and if you have muscles you can beat the shit out of other people and provide them the security they are looking for. by having to raise children for 9 months and then raise the children women want to be in an environment of protection.
so why money? money is another form of security. they want the money cause it can buy them the good things in life and buy them protection. if a guy has lots of money he can buy you lots of security. so money and muscles gives you double protection. money and muscles give you DOUBLE SECURITY. that's why bitches love it. that's why bitches love money and muscles!!!
rules of life.
1. get muscles
2. get money
3. repeat and review items 1 and 2
YEA!!!
got a call from e diddy today and we had a conversation about life. we concluded that the key to life is muscles and money.
why you need muscles. muscles make you feel strong. they make you feel good. they make you feel like you can beat the shit out of other people. muscles intimidate other people and make them think you are the boss. so get the muscles. ladies love muscles even if they say they don't. they are so full of shit. here is why the ladies love the muscles. ladies deep down inside have an instinct to be protected. they love security and if you have muscles you can beat the shit out of other people and provide them the security they are looking for. by having to raise children for 9 months and then raise the children women want to be in an environment of protection.
so why money? money is another form of security. they want the money cause it can buy them the good things in life and buy them protection. if a guy has lots of money he can buy you lots of security. so money and muscles gives you double protection. money and muscles give you DOUBLE SECURITY. that's why bitches love it. that's why bitches love money and muscles!!!
rules of life.
1. get muscles
2. get money
3. repeat and review items 1 and 2
YEA!!!
Sunday, July 26, 2009
talking to fobs
so i saw this fob and i asked him how he was doing. he said "i'm doing bravo". WTF??? i'm doing bravo. that shit is so funny. i'm going to start saying that.
btw, this fob called quesadilla, que sa dilla. what a FOB!
btw, this fob called quesadilla, que sa dilla. what a FOB!
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