Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Friends with girls

As a male species I think about being friends with girls. I know two things about it.

1. It can't happen.
2. Look back at rule number one.

Why can't you be friends with girls. You can't be friends with girls unless you are gay. Unless you have no penis. Unless you are a homo. It is that simple.

When I am with a girl I just think about caressing their super soft skin. Smelling their hair or natural flowery body odor. Make sweet whoopie pies with her with Xtra cream. Is that so much to ask for?

I don't really like being friends with girls. I just like to stare at them. To admire them in all their sexiness. I don't really want to hear about how her day was or what book she read. These things bore me. I just want to see her naked and I want her to take a ride with daddy.

Things that a girl can do that is super hot. Make me a sandwich. Make me something to eat. Get down on it. Work out and get her fitness on and get super sexy.

The point of the post... I'm just not that interested in being friends with a girl. It's just not for me.

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